CREDITS (10/23/2012)


A short idea in a post, a none-reflected response... and within only hours a bunch of crazy folks came together to realize this idea of portalized Christmas songs.

Now, a year later - 2012 - the story seems to continue!



I am APaHID: the Anthropomorphic Processor and Humanoid Integrated Disk. In simple: I'm just a 17 year old composing robot!!




I guess I could say that I'm a fan of the Portal franchise (aren't we all) and that I enjoy eating, breathing, writing theories, and other activities. If I had more time (and wasn't told not to make this too long), I might have filled out the Enrichment Center Test Subject Application.


"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!"

Callan Cartledge

Callan works around the clock with music, acting, games developing, and managing! However, his favourite hobby is playing video games all day like Portal, He loves to be related to projects in communites that involve these! His idols include Lia Eastwood and Atticus Shaffer


Recentally, music has been my life. I thrive on listening to it! MUSIC, MUSIC, GOT TO LISTEN TO IT ALL! MMUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIC!


Has been obsessed with Portal since the Cake's been a lie. She's been writing parody and Filk songs since she could sing along with the radio. Her inspirations are Dr. Demento's show, Weird Al and WNCI's 'Morning Zoo'.


Cheese contributes art to twolofbees.com, interviews Free Software developers and writes about all sorts of junk. He's loved Portal since Narbacular Drop, and celebrated Portal 2 with Mimness by doing one piece of fan art a day for a month leading up to its release. He's also a photographer, graphic designer, programmer and all-round handsome guy in his day job.

Darth Tealc

I am a ww-willing participant of this Aperture Science experiment. I want to spend my short human life producing Christmas songs for the kk-kind and caring-PLEASE HELP ME THIS ROBOT IS INSAN[connection lost...]"


Making this project has been really good fun. It's been hard work at times, but I think it's all paid off. I hope you all enjoy the final content. See you next Christmas.


When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade. offer to draw covers for a portal christmas song project. Its a lot more fun, you get the creativity flowing and no-ones house gets burnt down



Gordon Nukem

This was a really fun project idea and I'm glad I was able to contribute. It brings a smile to my face to see all of this effort and creativity from the Valve/Portal community. Now excuse me, it's time to kick a-*silence*.




Me? I am crazy about everything creative! So this project is just pure fun to do, and if the result is that you activate a real team spirit out of nowhere - the better!


Mim also contributes art to twolofbees.com and has Cheeseness to thank for introducing her to Portal only a few years back. She had a lot of fun voicing GLaDOS in The 12 Days of Portal, and hopes that Cheese doesn't require her assistance for any more big projects while she's working on her PhD... (not likely).


"I don't think anyone can really claim TRUE power."
Gordon Freeman

"Are you kidding me? This is a Windows BLUE screen. And your typing on it like you know what you're doing."
Gordon Freeman

Saint Kitten

Okay, how did I end up here. I am a singer & songwriter, and a massive Portal fan. The minute I saw this project I was thrilled and had no other choice but to be a part of it! It's been quite brilliant to work for it and meet such wonderful people. This Christmas we've been all thinking with portals.


I'm the one who made the original thread for the project, although the thanks definitely ought to go to every other person who made this a reality! I'm also a videogame fanatic from birth, thanks to my parents!


I am Technogeek1994. I have been Portal-obsessed since the day I first downloaded it to my system. Therefore, when I saw this thread, I decided that it would be the perfect time to try songwriting, while simultaneously combining my love of Portal and my love of Christmas.
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here:
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The whole project is totally non-profit.
© Maincover contributed by TheJaneite
© Portal/Portal 2 appears courtesy of ©VALVe
© Half Life appears courtesy of ©VALVe
© Characters: Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley, Turrets and Cores are created by VALVe for the games Portal and Portal 2. Gordon Freeman was created by VALVE for Half Life.
© Copyright of the original songs are designated at the places respective.
No original material is being used. All lyrics and music are written and arranged - or rewritten and re-arranged respectively – by the projects' participants if not otherwise designated.
© All covers, graphics and drawings are property of and made from scratch by Lia A. Eastwood, ©EASTWOOD DESIGN, except it is designated at places respective.
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© Parts of the designs are inspired on the game Portal/Portal 2/Half Life by VALVe.
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© Piano Arrangements Track 16: Wheatley The Blue-eyed Moron"
by Sam White, L & S Music, www.samwhite.info

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