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22. Mr Wheatley

Lyrics by Carsten2010b
Vocals by ...
Original soundtrack You're A Mean ONe, Mr Grinch
©Lyrics Theodoer "Mr Seuss" Geisel
©Music: Albert Hague, 1966

You're a mean one, Mr. Wheatly
You really are a moron
You're as dumb as a doorknob
You're dull as some boron, Mr. Wheatley

Your a bad core, a dampening sphere

You're a moron, Mr. Wheatley
You're have an empty portal
You're brain is full of nanobots
You've underestimated this mortal, Mr. Wheatley
I wouldn't even say you are immortal

You're a odd one, Mr. Wheatley
You have a book that's upside down
You don't even have a gold crown
Mr. Wheatley, Mr. Wheatley
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd choose the gold crown

You're a evil one Mr. Wheatley
You're a dirty little plotter
You're sphere is full of unwanted oils
You remind me of that guy from Harry Potter
Mr. Wheatley

The 3 best words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote
Moron!
Moron!
Idiot!

You're a swell one Mr. Wheatley
You watched me as I fell
You're lair had a poor defense
Splotched with a some conversion gel, Mr. Wheatley

Your facility is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of scienice imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up tests

You fell sorry now, Mr. Wheatley
With a very deep regret
You're got shoot to the moon
And now you're in space
Mr. Wheatley

You were a really nice guy until you almost killed me
With a mashy spike plate