20. Blue Test Labs
Lyrics by SonicPikachu
Vocals by SonicPikachu
Original soundtrack Blue Christmas
© Billy Hayes and Jay W. Johnson, ~1950's
They'll be some blue test labs without you
All the tests won't be the same without you
Even though you're my assistant, you're the queen bee of this hive
It'll all fall apart when you meet your demise
Who will make shower curtains or strange gels?
Or sentry turrets, even I can’t tell
What if Black Mesa took the lead of this physics race?
We can’t let that happen we’re just going at pace
Now I am dieing the problem is dire
Stupid moon rocks, they’re fatal, like fire
Damn these lemons, I took them and now look what’s going on
I need to think hard if I’m to save this from going wrong
But what if we could make you into AI
You could keep on going while I die
I want my boys to put you in a bot when I'm gone
And there won't be blue, blue test labs.