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04. ALL I WANT FOR 
CHRISTMAS ARE TESTS

Lyrics by Caleb Hughes

Vocals by...

Music arrangment ...

Original Soundtrack "All I Want For Christmas Is You"
©Mariah Carey

[Sung by GLaDOS]
Here is an idea I had; maybe the Turrets could sing the background parts

[Intro, Slow]
You don’t need a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing you crave
You don’t care about the turrets
that you put into the grave

But for you, I surely know
Since you left, you’ve lost your glow
You miss my cruel jests
All you need for Christmas
are tests

[Tempo Increases]
You don’t need a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing you crave
You don’t care about the turrets
that you put into the grave

You don’t speak so you can’t carol
to your neighbors just for fun
Although you put me in peril
and I told you that you’re done,

It seems that tests make you grin
I’ll even say you are “thin”
Though pain in me fests,
All you need for Christmas are tests
(tests, baby)

Oh I want a lot for Christmas
that includes a new mainframe
Blue and Orange to finally listen
and not treat tests like one big game

New turrets that have arm missiles
Access to Black Mesa’s base
Three new cores to clean the chambers
and a brand new Fire Place

Though, I want these, I digress
You need this, which you obsess
Ignore all the protests:
All you need for Christmas are tests
(tests, baby)
OHoohooh!

Oh The portal gun is here
waiting for your arms
And I’m bored of sitting
waiting for alarms

Hurry, ‘cause the bird’s coming
I hear it’s dreadful humming!
Just light it on fire and throw it fryer ?
Won’t you please come faster, It’s way too close!

Oh I don’t want a lot for Christmas
This is all I’m asking for
I want to see you Chell, deary
Standing right outside that door

Oh I just want you to come here
To make that bird disappear
Grant me my requests
Turns out:
All you need for Christmas are tests

Turrets:
Tests baby
All you need for Christmas are tests baby
All you need for Christmas are tests baby
All you need for Christmas are tests baby