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12. Test A New Portal Or Two
Lyrics by SonicPikachu
Vocals by ...
Original soundtrack Sleigh Ride
© Leroy Anderson, 1946

Just hear those panels shifting
and creating a new test for you,
Come on it's a lovely environment
to test a new portal or 2.
Outside there is no parents
who'd want a child like you,
Come on it's a lovely environment
to test a new portal or 2.

Do more tests, Do more tests,
Do more tests, they're swell,
Now bounce on this gel.
Maybe out there Black Mesa has fell.
Do more tests, Do more tests,
Do more tests, how fun,
Testing a cool gun.
You'll be alive for a few more
years then I'll be done.

I bet you can't remember
what it's like to be up there right now,
Having the sun shine on you
and real air brushing your brow.
Just take the road before you
and dodge the bullets as you do,
Come on, it's a lovely environment
to test a portal or two.

There's a birthday party
after the next chamber there,
Maybe your parents have come
to see you 'n share their care.
Oh dear they're not here perhaps
they didn't get the invitation,
Or they didn't want to see
their horrible creation-
I don't blame them.

You did try to kill me
and succeeded to be fair,
If you say sorry I'll save
some of this great cake to share.
Oh but you're a mute lunatic
and you cannot say a word
These wonderful things are
the things that make you so absurd!